I have a solution. Catch yourself a hunter spider.
I got mine from the walls in my office room. The body is about 1 cm long - 3.5 cm with legs in walking position. His name is Spid0r.
Spid0r is a mighty predator - powerful, fast and silent like a ninja. He is so powerful that i had to contain him in a campari glass for my own safety. Even locked away this deadly majesty was able to catch a fly. In one killer move he grabs his victim and pumps his poison into its body. Trapped in a cage of spider legs the fly will liquefy internally and get sucked out to help the growth of mighty Spid0r.
very impressive, your mighty little killer-friend! maybe we can meet for deadly fightclub... i think my earthworm is a honorably opponent :)
best regards from LG
Hey Fletch0r, cool von dir zu hören! Wir sollten uns auf jeden Fall treffen.
Spid0r hat aber schon angekündigt abzureisen - fightclub wird also nichts.
Mönsch schaaade! Nix mit fightclub?! :-( Ja, treffen wäre schön :-) Bin erstmal im Urlaub... Bist Du in LG?
should be liquify instead of liquefy. But not sure if it will be good English then.
liquefy is actually correct. Liquify is a modern alternative.